I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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