I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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