is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I did not marry a roomba.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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