I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
