But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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