Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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