I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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