No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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