Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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