They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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