as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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