All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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