Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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