You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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