I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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