Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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