i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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