I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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