Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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