HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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