Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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