I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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