Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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