yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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