I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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