Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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