You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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