just tell him i said nine months
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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