I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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