Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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