my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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