you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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