Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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