id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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