White coat. Heels.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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