do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
