I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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