You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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