she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
