I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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