Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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