I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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