so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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