dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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