it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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