doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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