great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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