I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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