Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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