Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
