...so i touched it.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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