weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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