Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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