...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
When are your genitals available?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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